Would you like an avalanche of hot and sexy people looking for sex to show up at YOUR doorstep? Of course you would. What you have to do is host a swinger party.

Hosting a Swingers Party is a lot, and I mean a LOT of fun. And actually, it’s very easy to do. The first thing to decide is WHERE. Your home, perhaps, or you could possibly rent a venue, or even take your party to one of the many swingers clubs. Suppose you are hosting the party at your own home. This is a great option, because you are in complete control and there are no rental charges to pay.

You must carefully consider WHOM. If you’re inviting just a few friends, it’s pretty straightforward, but it’s still a good idea to check that they’ll all “fit in.” For example, if you intend to invite single men, it only makes sense to invite couples who are interested in meeting them. If you want to have a really wild time, you can advertise your party on one of the swingers websites. The best ones are SDC, Swinging Heaven and FAB Swingers. Google them. It’s a great idea to get a dedicated SIM for your mobile phone that you ONLY use to host your party.

If you are opening your party to people you don’t know, you should do your best to vet them BEFORE giving them your address. At the very least, you should talk to everyone you haven’t met personally, and this means BOTH halves of each couple. Without exceptions. Only give your address when you are completely satisfied that the person is genuine. If you have doubts, don’t do it.

What facilities will you provide? If you’re lucky enough to have a hot tub, you’re off to a good start. But make sure you have enough towels for everyone, or ask your guests to bring their own. You’re going to need some food and drink too. Don’t forget that you may have some vegetarian guests, and not everyone will want to drink alcohol, so be sure to have soft drinks available for those who do. Condoms and cooling facilities (scarves etc) are helpful, and you might want to have some toys or dungeon items for people to play with. If people are going to use your shower, again, make sure there are enough towels.

Will there be music? Video? And who will be in control. What music will you play? Don’t forget that your personal taste may not suit everyone, so you’ll need a variety of styles available.

Car parking is of vital importance. Unless you provide adequate parking, you may not be very popular with your neighbors. Speaking of neighbors, it is worth making sure that the activities of your guests do not offend people who live near you.

It is worth considering whether your guests will be able to tour your home or whether certain areas will be restricted. If so, these should be locked or clearly marked. It’s also worth putting valuables or items you definitely don’t want broken in a safe place.

Make sure you have enough space for people to play and a place to relax later.

Now to the guest list. Make sure the people you invite know where and when. Don’t be lazy: a printed invitation is best. And ask your guests to RSVP. That way you know how many people to expect and can serve accordingly. Generally speaking, one in four confirmed guests won’t show up—don’t be offended, that’s the way it is—although repeat no-shows shouldn’t expect to be invited again.

Should you request a contribution for your expenses? It will probably cost you a lot more than you expect, so the least people can do is bring a bottle. It’s probably best if the money doesn’t change hands, otherwise the party becomes a commercial activity and may attract unwanted attention. Your home, furniture, etc., will suffer. Although most people would never intentionally cause damage, accidents DO happen sometimes and can be expensive to fix.

Follow the guidelines and you’ll have a great party, but wouldn’t it be easier to invite someone else? Enjoy!